Happy Cat Kaoani

♛ QUEEN ANJ ♛ brendabitch'n since 1998

16 years old
Majoring in BS Psychology
Seriously whoever enters college and thinks that, that shit is easy you my friend are most certainly wrong okay?
my blog has random shit on it especially 5sos, rants, and College Life Posts from the perspective of yours truly
i will forever be Fangirling over 5sos and my Boyfriend Calum Hood who has Amnesia of our English Love affair
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  • theprettyblonde:

    Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

    (via thefuuuucomics)

    two kinds of people

    How i feel everytime said boy enters the office which used to be my one and only place of solitude

    JHow i feel abut a certain group of girls: TITLE, QUICKLIPS, AND DONKEY

    how I feel about a certain basketball player:

    BWHORE :: college rant #idk

    so theres this girl

    the girl who is a whore

    that one thot whom we all can agree is a whore

    CFP GIRL SHE IS SO ANNOYING SHE GIVES ME THE BIGGEST HEADACHE I LIKE REALLY HATE HER TO THE NEXT LEVEL LIKE GOD OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT EVEN LET ME BORROW SAID PHONE LIKE THE WHORE YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU WANT EVERY GUY TO BE YOURS LIKE OMG OKAY FINE HAEVE THEM FOR ALL I CARE LIKE THEY WILL EVEN MAKE PATOL2 TO YOU HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH A DENSE TWAT

    she thought we were/are friends hahaha

    EVERY WORD I CAN ACCOUNT YOU FOR:

    • WRENCH
    • TWAT
    • WHORE
    • CUNT
    • HOE
    • THOT

    she kinda reminds me of said girl

     but this girl is better ^^

    she is also very much a:

    AND AS THE SAVING-AID SAYS

    kill it before it lays eggs and spreads across the earth


    (MY FRIEND FROM COLLEGE WHO IS VERY VERY VERY ON THE SAME PAGE *no pun intended* AS ME LIKE THANK THE HEAVENS FOR SAID PERSON)

     

    HERE ARE THE LIST OF THE PEOPLE WHO I CAN SAY HAVE THE RIGHT THINKING SENSE FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS:

    (But due to identity confidentiality we cannot expose their real names)

    • Bulldog (my friend since high school ik the name is too obvious but even if we fight he’s still my friend)
    • PrettySoul (She’s nice and pretty inside and out)
    • Saving-Aid ( think quick-AID)
    • LadyQueen- (Biggest fan of Lady Gaga that I know)
    • FireMouth (doesn’t give 2 shits about what he says)
    • Palety (hes white but cool and chill)
    • TeacherExpresses (haha his expressions put a smile and laugh for all of us)

    there are more but im lazy afk to do more

    I THINK THIS HAS BECOME MY NEW MOTTO EVER SINCE I MET HER YOU know that her being her as a whore/thot i believe this is how she does things

    andeverytie we are in the office this meme best describes how desperate she is for guys

    loveme

    im sorry but DONKEY (the name i have thought for her because she most definitly represents the face of a donkey with her 2 friends to whom i honestly do not understand as well but have entered akwardzone with one of them and am clearly annoyed with how one lets guys go easy with her because she has 10% of what some asian men call “good looks”

    but yeah DONKEY

    i feel bad that that name has been slightly tarnished because of a single brain celled twat/thot/wrench/whore

    bridesmaids-movie-quotes-69_largei will wait for the day she announces that

    like honestly this meme just describes how i feel everytime HUNCH speaks in the cfp office

    i do not want to breathe the same air as you for i do not like you, no you deserve hate because you’re you.

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