Happy Cat Kaoani

♛ QUEEN ANJ ♛ brendabitch'n since 1998

16 years old
Majoring in BS Psychology
Seriously whoever enters college and thinks that, that shit is easy you my friend are most certainly wrong okay?
my blog has random shit on it especially 5sos, rants, and College Life Posts from the perspective of yours truly
i will forever be Fangirling over 5sos and my Boyfriend Calum Hood who has Amnesia of our English Love affair
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  • BWHORE :: college rant #idk

    so theres this girl

    the girl who is a whore

    that one thot whom we all can agree is a whore

    CFP GIRL SHE IS SO ANNOYING SHE GIVES ME THE BIGGEST HEADACHE I LIKE REALLY HATE HER TO THE NEXT LEVEL LIKE GOD OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT EVEN LET ME BORROW SAID PHONE LIKE THE WHORE YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU WANT EVERY GUY TO BE YOURS LIKE OMG OKAY FINE HAEVE THEM FOR ALL I CARE LIKE THEY WILL EVEN MAKE PATOL2 TO YOU HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH A DENSE TWAT

    she thought we were/are friends hahaha

    EVERY WORD I CAN ACCOUNT YOU FOR:

    • WRENCH
    • TWAT
    • WHORE
    • CUNT
    • HOE
    • THOT

    she kinda reminds me of said girl

     but this girl is better ^^

    she is also very much a:

    AND AS THE SAVING-AID SAYS

    kill it before it lays eggs and spreads across the earth


    (MY FRIEND FROM COLLEGE WHO IS VERY VERY VERY ON THE SAME PAGE *no pun intended* AS ME LIKE THANK THE HEAVENS FOR SAID PERSON)

     

    HERE ARE THE LIST OF THE PEOPLE WHO I CAN SAY HAVE THE RIGHT THINKING SENSE FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS:

    (But due to identity confidentiality we cannot expose their real names)

    • Bulldog (my friend since high school ik the name is too obvious but even if we fight he’s still my friend)
    • PrettySoul (She’s nice and pretty inside and out)
    • Saving-Aid ( think quick-AID)
    • LadyQueen- (Biggest fan of Lady Gaga that I know)
    • FireMouth (doesn’t give 2 shits about what he says)
    • Palety (hes white but cool and chill)
    • TeacherExpresses (haha his expressions put a smile and laugh for all of us)

    there are more but im lazy afk to do more

    I THINK THIS HAS BECOME MY NEW MOTTO EVER SINCE I MET HER YOU know that her being her as a whore/thot i believe this is how she does things

    andeverytie we are in the office this meme best describes how desperate she is for guys

    loveme

    im sorry but DONKEY (the name i have thought for her because she most definitly represents the face of a donkey with her 2 friends to whom i honestly do not understand as well but have entered akwardzone with one of them and am clearly annoyed with how one lets guys go easy with her because she has 10% of what some asian men call “good looks”

    but yeah DONKEY

    i feel bad that that name has been slightly tarnished because of a single brain celled twat/thot/wrench/whore

    bridesmaids-movie-quotes-69_largei will wait for the day she announces that

    like honestly this meme just describes how i feel everytime HUNCH speaks in the cfp office

    i do not want to breathe the same air as you for i do not like you, no you deserve hate because you’re you.

    Omg haha i don’t really use names on my blog but when i do its because i hate you more than Justin bieber 😂😃😊

    REGRETS AND ANGER

    so like yeah heres what happened

    i dont really even know to be quite frank

    me and said guy have already reached this stage where this is how i feel everytime i see him when im walking with my friends:

    WHILE TYPING THIS THIS IS HOW I FEEL:

    BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY CANNOT EVEN WITH THE SHIT I WENT THROUGH WITH THAT BUTT TODAY

    GAWD

    people even say that he has B.O

    and we shall name the guy “HUNCH” bc of the fact that he walks like this:

    yes

    i am not joking

    and he carries a hanky at the back of his neck

    why did i even like him?

    its like the biggest college freshmen mistake with a guy of my life

    heres the story:

    Today was our exams and when finished i had made my way downstairs only to find HUNCH, title, and the others crowded near the cfp office

    now the cfp office is my only escape besides the library, coffee shops, and my house

    so having IT there with the others there is like having pedophiles around your house and you being the innocent children

    because the night before i had sent a very very mean message out of anger with the ending along the lines of “FLY AWAY AND DELETE MY NUMBER PLEASE :*”

    Yes but there were more texts being flown from one direction to the other. And honestly texting him was like texting a fucking wall

    he doesnt reply

    nope

    bnopeeeeeeeeeee

    NEGATIVE ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOO

    LIKE WHY YOU NO REPLY?

    sunod kuan ka pungot naman gud nija kay pila raman jaon mo sturya no? like maygawd sunod 

    its like idk i feel like the opposing team shouldve won

    and my guy friends? yeah they can at least side with me

    I HOPE ALL OF THEM BECOME ONE HAPPY FAMILY AND BE HAPPY TOGETHER AND FLY AWAY

    BECAUSE I AM SO DONE

    AND THIS POST WILL BE MY LAST ONE WITH REGARDS TO THT

    last night

    so his hand went down and down and i let him and then i unbuckled his belt and slid my hand down making my way to his dick  and he put his other and under my shirt and starting massaging my boobs in a very arousing way and his fingers, god his magical fingers were making there way in and out ofmy most private place in between my legs

    can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    berksome:

    a happy couple might’ve got married today 

    someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

    someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

    someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

    lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

    we should celebrate 

    you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

    you make happiness happen

    (Source: olympercy, via jack-barabootty)

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