Happy Cat Kaoani

♛ QUEEN ANJ ♛ brendabitch'n since 1998

16 years old
Majoring in BS Psychology
Seriously whoever enters college and thinks that, that shit is easy you my friend are most certainly wrong okay?
my blog has random shit on it especially 5sos, rants, and College Life Posts from the perspective of yours truly
i will forever be Fangirling over 5sos and my Boyfriend Calum Hood who has Amnesia of our English Love affair
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  • REGRETS AND ANGER

    so like yeah heres what happened

    i dont really even know to be quite frank

    me and said guy have already reached this stage where this is how i feel everytime i see him when im walking with my friends:

    WHILE TYPING THIS THIS IS HOW I FEEL:

    BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY CANNOT EVEN WITH THE SHIT I WENT THROUGH WITH THAT BUTT TODAY

    GAWD

    people even say that he has B.O

    and we shall name the guy “HUNCH” bc of the fact that he walks like this:

    yes

    i am not joking

    and he carries a hanky at the back of his neck

    why did i even like him?

    its like the biggest college freshmen mistake with a guy of my life

    heres the story:

    Today was our exams and when finished i had made my way downstairs only to find HUNCH, title, and the others crowded near the cfp office

    now the cfp office is my only escape besides the library, coffee shops, and my house

    so having IT there with the others there is like having pedophiles around your house and you being the innocent children

    because the night before i had sent a very very mean message out of anger with the ending along the lines of “FLY AWAY AND DELETE MY NUMBER PLEASE :*”

    Yes but there were more texts being flown from one direction to the other. And honestly texting him was like texting a fucking wall

    he doesnt reply

    nope

    bnopeeeeeeeeeee

    NEGATIVE ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOO

    LIKE WHY YOU NO REPLY?

    sunod kuan ka pungot naman gud nija kay pila raman jaon mo sturya no? like maygawd sunod 

    its like idk i feel like the opposing team shouldve won

    and my guy friends? yeah they can at least side with me

    I HOPE ALL OF THEM BECOME ONE HAPPY FAMILY AND BE HAPPY TOGETHER AND FLY AWAY

    BECAUSE I AM SO DONE

    AND THIS POST WILL BE MY LAST ONE WITH REGARDS TO THT

    last night

    so his hand went down and down and i let him and then i unbuckled his belt and slid my hand down making my way to his dick  and he put his other and under my shirt and starting massaging my boobs in a very arousing way and his fingers, god his magical fingers were making there way in and out ofmy most private place in between my legs

    can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    berksome:

    a happy couple might’ve got married today 

    someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

    someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

    someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

    lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

    we should celebrate 

    you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

    you make happiness happen

    (Source: olympercy, via jack-barabootty)

    college miseries episode::intramsxfiesta

    So basically people are wondering what I ate that could possibly send me into a flight of rage.

    it all started when I Angelina Brendalee S. Phage was “assigned” to be the Faciliator of the boys basketball team

    oh yes that is the exact face i made after i put my name down for that  after that was where I was assigned.

    so imagine being in a place where there are boy basketball players around. I mean wouldnt that get you all hot and flustered?

    especially with this guy “SILVER" is what i shall call him to conceal his identity. 

    Hunch, Tall, Short, Big, HI and the others are another story especially fcking HUNCH

    you know what ill speed things up and talk about my problem with hunch

    things for the first week were alright until the day before championships and the said day itself

    So for the week itself I greeted himwith Hi’s and he acknowledged my existence we talked and hung out 

    I MEAN I NEVER EVEN LIKED HIM AT FIRST BECAUSE HES NOT ATTRACTIVE AND STUFFS BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS DIFFERENT

    and my bestfriend yeah this is how she responded:

    The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

    and me being me i ignored her because i was “happy”

    so like after their basketball practice we had our alumni parade and like emerghead i road with J 

    its already obvious as towards who he is but like shut it dont be a ruiner, so like i basically rode on the back of a motorcycle with him infront of me which got me all hot and flustered AGAIN and my guy friends yeah they were them by looking like this

    ANYWAYS SO IT WAS LIKE BEST NIGHT WITH MY FRIENDS FROM ARNEL’S CARL TO RUNNING TO TAKING OUR HEADBANDS BACK FROM THEIVING STREET CHILDREN TO RIDING ON THE BACK OF HIS MOTORCYCLE ALL THE WAY TO PARTYING IT OUT AT THE GRANDSTAND

    when i got back though everything between me and hunch was awkward and bullshit.

    The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

                 LIKE WHAT THE HELL

    GAWD SHMIT

    EXPLAIN THIS

    soCHAMPIONSHIPS WERE AROUND THE CORNER AND THE DAY BEFORE IT WE WERE AT THE GYM, ME, TALL AND HUNCH

    NOW HUNCH

    LIKE FVCKIGN HUNCH MOVES A DISTANCE AWAY FROM ME

    LIKE

    SO I LET IT SLIDE BUT THE DAY OF CHAMPIONSHIPS HES LIKE IGNORING ME STILL AND DOESNT TALK TO ME

    ALL THE PLAYERS DO EXCEPT HIM SO GAWD IM SO OVER THAT BECAUSE HE DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TELLING ME WHAT I DID

    giphy

    EVEN AFTER FIESTA I HAD THE BEST PARTY OF THE WEEK WITH MY FRIENDS CALLED #PINTALKADABEST The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland we partied all night even my mom was there

    she bought drinks for me and my friends

    yeah 

    i cant even

    idk either

    and then the next day i was stuck with TITLE AND D

    those two and their conversation on going to second base with a guy gave me a headache 

    frust8

    I JUST DONT KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THEM

    LIKE UGHH MY GUY FRIENDS EVEN UNDERSTOOD ME

    YOU CANT JUST ASK A GUY TO TOUCH YOUR CUPCAKES ANND SAY SOMETHING ELSE

    AND CHANGE THE STORY THIRTY TIMES MORE

    GAWD

    SO ME BEING ME I FOUND ALSO A SEVIE #2 WHICH ADDS TO MORE PROBLEM IN MY LIFE 

    The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

    and after the escapade last friday i just wanted to be that guy

    The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

    STAY TUNED FOR PART 2

    5SOS FAN GIRL RANT 1

    and with this dramatic post i shall say that even if i won the 5sos thing then i would still not legally be allowed to go because i am as a matter of fact not 18 years old and above, no i was sadly born in the year of 1998 which made me 16 years old. SADLY so all hopes and dreams of meeting 5SOS are crushed until further notice when they cme here and have a concert even if a follow from Calum from 5sos was the best feeling ever it still doesnt count if YOU DONT GET TO PERSONALLY MEET THEM AT THE DERPCON EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE THE ONES WHO YOUTUBE’D IT TO THEIR ACCOUNTS, TWEETED IT, TUMBLR’ED IT AND THEN FACEBOOK HUNGR5SOS’ED IT  SO WHOEVER WINS THE DERPCON FOR THE PHILIPPINES I WILL WISH FOR YOUR ETERNAL SADNESS </3

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